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My bestie that does not have and is free at about anytime ( x - x ) Hi, I'm looking for my best friend ages x - x if you live close by like marietta travelers rest dacusville pickens easley etc. You will see on here that I talk a lot about me however I know that the world don't just revolve around me and after this I want to hear about you so just let it out even if you have to write a book lol. I am x and I love coffee and cigarettes and talking yes talkin and CATS! I want a really good friend that will actually want to come to my home or me to yours once or twice a week, not once a year. I don't have a job and stay at home comfortably. I need you to not be a scaredy cat and not want to go out and do nothing and talk for maybe a month and then never hear from you much after and then only when you want or need something. It's cool to sit and talk and share secrets and drink coffee for hours and occasionally go out shopping and just to do normal everyday things together. Go to the lake in the summer. Camping and road trips etc. Have your own car and please don't live a million miles away lol. I am an awfully laid back true blue country chick with a classic deep southren drawl who lives in paradise. I tell the truth and my mind straight up but am friendly about it. I live in the boonies as I said, so if your a country deep south girl who loves the woods well then wild bring it on lol. No offense but I'm kinda funny about anybody that is not from down here ok I may like you regardless but just relate better to those that know. And I am educated regardless of how I write on here and act. This way prevents ghosting of my post by not using a ton of commas and correct english grammar whatnot. Won several spelling bees in school and was on a college level in middle school on most all subjects but now I'm older I honestly prefer my roots and couldn't care less about the fancy ways of doing things so I am me. Plain talks easier understood so. I live in a fantasy world and see most everything through rose colored glasses but can have a serious side when needed. I am slightly tomboyish but still girly enough. I am not into dogs but I adore cats with every fiber of my being! So you should too. I am engaged/practiy married for x almost x years just without the papers and vows (which can be good). I am laid back hate drama and am a funny off the wall girl who can say some of the craziest things. I hate fighting! So please don't be the type to want to fuss and fight and be a drama b***h lol. I don't have so it would be really cool if you didn't either. Although we have tried for years for a baby I have pretty much given up on the idea. Fertility issues. Have a good man that I trust him and he trusts me to do whatever I want within reason of course. I go out and do things alone sometimes and then sometimes I like him with me. I'm just not up his butt all the time but still want him around me too. It's hard to explain guess that's being a woman not knowing what I want hehe. I am a home body and a night owl. Like to cook for people naturally cook big meals. I am not a clean freak but my home is not dirty or smelly and food is always clean and sanitary. Just cluttery lol. I am a natural person so I don't really wear makeup and love organics and fruits and veggies and from scratch country home cookin. I come up with home remedies and don't go to doctors unless I am dying with pain. Please get in touch with me very soon. I will want to chat with ya on here like email or whatever but will actually want to meet you asap and am not afraid to actually go out and meet people from online or you can even come to my home so if you are comfortable then we will. Just don't be a psycho chic or jail monger! I am looking for a forever friendship not something that will be ok for a while and then we drift apart. Oh no Family forever. We want to ride our rascal scooters together when we get old. So I am picky about some things but will accept you into my family you know what I mean Talk soon sis! FMF in Columbus OH

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